Rules for my Unborn Son

I have thus found another rule that I believe should be followed by all men of quality. The rule is "Offer to carry a woman's bags. Especially your mother's." I have noticed that in this day and age men and women of all sorts have lowered their standards from what they used to be to compensate for the lack of quality seeping from both genders. Personally I believe that we should all return to the old days where all men and women have high standards and always show excellent quality.